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Hi, I'm Eli
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Here’s a small selection of some of the Onion articles to which I’ve contributed:

  • Russia Registers First Covid-19 Vaccine For Animals

  • NASA Says Lettuce Grown In Space Is Safe To Eat

  • U.N. Names Finland Happiest Country For Third Year In A Row

  • How To Fix America’s Protective Equipment Shortage

  • Differences Between The Stock Market And The Economy

  • Minnesota Launches Civil Rights Probe Against Minneapolis PD

  • Voting Rights Lawsuits That Could Affect The 2020 Election

  • Economic Impact Of The Coronavirus Pandemic

  • Highlights Of The 2020 Republican National Convention

My Neighbor’s Recipe for Perfect Chocolate Chip Pancakes
My Neighbor’s Recipe for Perfect Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Eli RufferJuly 28, 2020
This Fashion Season's Trendiest Trees
This Fashion Season's Trendiest Trees
Eli RufferJune 18, 2020
A Spoken Word Tour of the IAmEli's Comedy Factory
A Spoken Word Tour of the IAmEli's Comedy Factory
Eli RufferMay 14, 2020
Daily To Do List: Quarantine Edition
Daily To Do List: Quarantine Edition
Eli RufferApril 13, 2020
Review: Lunch's Sandwich, Starring Smoked Turkey, Was a Delight
Review: Lunch's Sandwich, Starring Smoked Turkey, Was a Delight
Eli RufferNovember 25, 2019
Well, Grocery Store Industry, There's Something Wrong
Well, Grocery Store Industry, There's Something Wrong
Animal PerspectiveEli RufferOctober 21, 2019dogs, grovery store, animal prespective, cute, comedy, funnyComment
Car Safety Features Designed To Protect Mental Health
Car Safety Features Designed To Protect Mental Health
Eli RufferSeptember 30, 2019cars, safety, mental health
Variations on an Arboretum
Variations on an Arboretum
Eli RufferSeptember 29, 2019
The Down-Home Folksy Origin Story Of Phyllis' Factory Farm Fresh Eggs
The Down-Home Folksy Origin Story Of Phyllis' Factory Farm Fresh Eggs
Eli RufferAugust 12, 2019Comment
JOB OPENING: Head of Business Development and Operations
JOB OPENING: Head of Business Development and Operations
Job PostingEli RufferJuly 11, 2019comedy, job, resume, posting, business, operations, mba
From the Desk of the Park Ranger: Tips for Bird-Watcher-Watching
From the Desk of the Park Ranger: Tips for Bird-Watcher-Watching
AdviceEli RufferJune 11, 2019nature, bird, birdwatching, outdoors, binoculars, birder
Oh No That Officer Started Driving Right After I Passed By
Oh No That Officer Started Driving Right After I Passed By
Eli RufferMay 16, 2019
Look at the birdies practicing for their SNL auditions!
Look at the birdies practicing for their SNL auditions!
Eli RufferApril 24, 2019
Planning for the Worst Case Scenario
Planning for the Worst Case Scenario
Eli RufferApril 24, 2019
An Update from The Grand Canyon
An Update from The Grand Canyon
Eli RufferApril 3, 2019Comment
A Chocolate Fountain Buzzer Beater!
A Chocolate Fountain Buzzer Beater!
Eli RufferMarch 21, 2019
Excerpts from Raccoon Yelp
Excerpts from Raccoon Yelp
Eli RufferFebruary 20, 2019
Diary of a Working Horse
Diary of a Working Horse
Eli RufferFebruary 1, 2019
Review of Dido (As a Person)
Review of Dido (As a Person)
Eli RufferJanuary 16, 2019
Water Skiing vs. Sky Skiing
Water Skiing vs. Sky Skiing
Eli RufferJanuary 16, 2019
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